Never Shout Never
The Summer EP
By Sheena Lyonnais

If Never Shout Never's The Summer EP was a news story, it would be about a bunch of kids eating popsicles on the beach. Yeah, it's cute and sunny and it will make you happy briefly, but overall this EP is pure fluff. Never Shout Never is also known as 18-year-old guitarist Christofer Drew Ingle, who got unexpectedly famous after posting tracks on MySpace. Forrest Kline of Hellogoodbye recorded the EP that was then mixed by Jon Kaplan (The Startling Line, Good Charlotte), so with names like that there is no excuse for filler music. Granted, at 18 he's mostly writing about high school stuff, which is exactly why kids are eating this up and exactly why I hate it. Its saving grace comes in the form of "On The Brightside," which shows there is some talent hidden behind the cheesy songs about love and underage parties. This EP lacks energy and conviction and falls short of being musically inspiring. I hate to be the douche who says it isn't worth the hype, but there are a lot of 18-year-olds out there with something to say and offer and I'd take their music over this any day. I find it disconcerting that this is what passes as amazing these days. It might get Never Shout Never fame amongst the younger scene crowd, but I doubt it'll gain them much outside respect. (Loveway Records)
Dying Fetus / The Faceless / Beneath the Massacre / Suffokate / Enfold Darkness
Julian Casablancas
Titan - Colossus
Simian Mobile Disco - Temporary Pleasure
Mikkel Meyer - Bacon
Chef & Ramadanman / Various - Dubstep Allstars Vol. 07
Weapon - Drakonian Paradigm
Satan's Host - Power — Purity — Perfection 999
Five Finger Death Punch - War Is the Answer
50 Cent - Before I Self Destruct
Pink Martini - Splendor In The Grass
Kid Sister - Ultraviolet
J. Dilla / Various - Dillanthology 3: Dilla’s Productions
A Grave With No Name - Mountain Debris
M for Montreal - Fucked Up
M for Montreal - Malajube
M for Montreal - La patère rose
M for Montreal - Parlovr
M for Montreal - DD/MM/YYYY
M for Montreal - Silly Kissers
M for Montreal - Two Hours Traffic
M for Montreal - You Say Party! We Say Die!
M for Montreal - Miracle Fortress
M for Montreal - Final Flash
Brand New / Glassjaw
Built to Spill - There Is No Enemy
Weezer - Raditude
Thee Oh Sees - Dog Poison
Get Back Guinozzi! - Carpet Madness
Califone - All My Friends Are Funeral Singers
Jan Garbarek Group - Dresden
Barry Romberg’s Random Access - Was, Shall, Why, Because
Exene Cervenka - Somewhere Gone
White Out w/ Jim O'Rourke and Thurston Moore - Senso
Univers Zero - Relaps: Archives 1984-1986
Red Mass - Red Mass
Esprit De Corps - Under Constant Influence
Friends of Friends - Deep Search
Quantec - Cauldron Subsidence
Camouflage - Spice Crackers
Volcano Choir - Unmap
Glorytellers - Atone
Sean Price - Kimbo Price Mixtape
Jessie Farrell - Good, Bad & Pretty Things
The Blue Violets - The Blue Violets
The Racoons - Islomania
Evening Hymns - Spirit Guides
Richard Laviolette and the Oil Spills - All of Your Raw Materials
Bob Dylan - Christmas in the Heart
Espers - III
Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures
Land of Talk - Fun and Laughter
Evangelista - Prince of Truth
Nirvana - Live at Reading
Oromocto Diamond - Le Choc du Futur
Etaoin Shrdlu - Mating Calls
Kevin Breit & Jesse Stewart - Collisions
Guh - Unearthed
David Mott Quintet - Downtown Runout
Canaille - Potential Things
Various - Plague Language
D-Sisive - Jonestown
Jay Farrar & Benjamin Gibbard - One Fast Move Or I’m Gone: Music From Kerouac’s Big Sur
R.E.M. - Live At The Olympia
Various - Jazz & Milk Breaks — Compilation Series Vol.2
Otis Redding - The Best: See & Hear
Royce da 5’9” - Street Hop
Sole and the Skyrider Band - Plastique
Baba Brinkman - Apocalyptic Utopian Dreams in the Western Wilderness
Horses / Prevenge - Horses / Prevenge
Higher Giant - Al’s Moustache
Fred Anderson - 21st Century Chase
Princeton - Cocoon of Love
DJ Spinna / Various - The Boogie Back — Post Disco Club Jams
Sacrifice / E-Force / Maximum RNR / Spewgore
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